The Ancient Nordic Tawahs
In my bid to fight against the rising tide of Chinese imperialism I have decided to resurrect the ancient horoscopes of the Nordic Tawahs as an alternative to the traditional Chinese option...
If you want a reading just email me with a recent photograph, your time of birth, birth date, precise location (longitude and latitude), and whether their was a frost on the morning of your birth
Oh, and if your dad surfed. :)
Laters...